Nicole Kidman Without Makeup and Other News
Nicole Kidman without makeup
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Kristen Stewart, Naomi Watts and Nicole Kidman are all photographed sans fards in next month’s issue of W Magazine, although why they shot Nicole with Pentax Spotmatic in somebody’s me-maw’s basement I’m sure I’ll never know. It’s probably supposed to be ironic or a metaphor for the imprisoned housewife or some other pretentious crap fashion magazines say when they’re trying to pass off a bad photo as art.
In other news…
“Selena Gomez revenge giggles.” This is a real, actual story. (J-14)
The funniest Manti T’eo fake girlfriend photos and tweets. (Mandatory)
And one pizza, to rule them all! The only catch is it has to be carried by a hobbit and baked over the fires of Mount Doom. (Caveman Circus)
Lady Gaga announces a duet album with Tony Bennet. Reserve your copy today, because I’m sure that’s gonna be a big hit for both of them. (The Daily Stab)
Nicole Richie looks kinda like a meerkat when she’s not wearing makeup. (Hollywood Rag)
You would not BELIEVE who was almost cast as Forest Gump. (Huffington Post)
Justin Bieber’s camp is bound and determined to convince you he’s heterosexual. (Celebitchy)
Lisa Damato from America’s Next Top Model seriously jacked up her face, leading many to say, “Wait, America’s Next Top Model is still on the air?” (Evil Beet)
Alicia Keyes at the 40 Principales Awards. (Moe Jackson)
Ten reasons it’s not pathetic for a grown woman to go see New Kids on the Block, followed by 3,483 reasons it is. (Jezebel)
Hilary Duff has totally Melanie-Griffithed her lips! (Celeb Slam)