No Sex Tape For Kristin Davis

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An explicit photo of what is believed to be “Sex and the City” star Kristin Davis tongue-bathing some fat guy’s wiener made its way online yesterday. The source of the photo claims the picture is actually a screen cap from the actress’ soon-to-be-available sex tape, but I find that a little hard to swallow1 because A) Kristen dresses her dogs in little sweaters, as evidenced above, and B) anyone who starred in two Tim Allen flicks back-to-back is clearly into masochism and not your run of the mill fellatio. There should be doilies and cat figurines and maybe a gimp mask somewhere in the background. It just doesn’t add up.

1Pun intended!

13 Reader Comments

  1. cisco adlers balls

    Its her, we* spent the day yesterday analyzing her facial features and everything.

    *= a group of perverts at work.

  2. ukjeehu

    OH! I am the only one who touches my wiener. Sad but true. See for yourself at Lonely Jerkoff Touching Himself dot com.

  3. That’s totally her. I don’t care what her so-called “publicist” says.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to check out the Loney Jerkoff Touching Himself website.

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