The Miami Dolphins have dropped wide receiver Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson following his arrest for head-butting his Basketball Wives star wife Evelyn Lozada Saturday night during a domestic dispute at their home. That’s right, Ochocinco was ocho-seised. High five! TMZ says:

After Johnson allegedly head-butted Lozada during an argument about a receipt for condoms, Johnson began screaming at Lozada, saying, “I don’t give a fuck! I don’t give a fuck about my career!”

Lozada “fled on foot to a neighbor’s house to get away from Johnson.”

The report goes on to say that Johnson drove around the neighborhood looking for Lozada, who had called police from the neighbor’s home.

The officer who responded says he observed a 3″ laceration on her forehead.

Johnson told the officer he was driving around to try and give her time to calm down.

Johnson was eventually arrested for domestic violence and was released around 10:00 AM ET.

I’ve never seen a single episode of Basketball Wives — not because I’m some kind of elitist who only watches Nova specials and foreign documentaries, but because I’m too poor to afford cable — but apparently Evelyn isn’t afraid to whoop a trick’s ass or snatch a ho’s weave clean off her scalp, so much so that fans even petitioned to boycott the show because of her. Maybe the bitch had it coming. But in my heart of hearts, though, I believe this is really just some kinda cheap publicity stunt for their new reality show “Chad & Ev.” It was either this or leak a sex tape.

See his mug shot here; get her maxi-dress look (less peacock and more python) here.

In happier, boob-grabbier times while filming “Chad & Ev” in South Beach earlier this year:

PHOTO CREDIT: Pacific Coast News