OctoMom Nadya Suleman’s penchant for having multiple people inside of her at once has sparked the interest of a hardcore porn company. According to TMZ
Major porn distributor Vivid Entertainment has just [offered Suleman] 1 million bucks to star in a skin flick of her own. Vivid [says] they’ll give her family full medical and dental insurance if she becomes a “contract girl”… meaning she’ll have to do multiple videos.
No word if Octo will take them up on the offer.
Too bad James Bond owns the rights to “Octopussy,” because that would be the best name ever for a Nadya Suleman porno. Hmmm… what about “Womb Raider,” then? “Mommy Ock Chockfull of Cock?” Ugh, I don’t know why I’m even trying. You’d probably have better luck making “There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe” sound sexy.
With six of her fourteen children at a local park:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That’s one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever seen.
It’d be like watching someone fuck an industrial sized hackey sack.
Aaaaaand I just projectile vomited. Christ almighty, I know they say that there’s no such thing as bad publicity, but trying to get up in Octomom’s baby factory? Oooogh, here it comes again. *BLARF*
she should do it
she’s been on disability/unemployment for long enough
OMG, I don’t think even male pornstars are that desperate. It would be a huge trainwreck. I wouldn’t want to watch by my wrist wouldnt be able to stop going.
Anyone else play the game Half-life? Those pics remind me of one of the monsters.
Who ever fucks her better have a cock the girth of a 24 oz can of Bud…
where do i sign?!
This isn’t about me Richport, it’s about Octomom.
how about:
OCTOMOMETER: 8 DEGREES OF A MAN’S WORTH
i’m copywriting the “octomometer”, but feel free to use it, abby!
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooo