I hope you haven’t already booked plane tickets, because Octomom Nadya Suleman has decided to cancel her stripping gig in West Palm Beach, Florida. Not because getting naked for money is beneath her (see photoshop wizadry above –it’s the first promo pic from her porno to get “leaked” online), but because some of the staff at T’s Lounge said some less-than-flattering things about her to the media. According to TMZ:

[Octo's] canceling her stripper gig because she thinks club staffers are talking smack about her.

The straw that broke Octo’s back was a WPEC12 interview with a club bartender who said Octo has “a lot of mouths to feed so it was only a matter of time” before she started stripping. The bartender added, “She must be a little crazy, normal people don’t have that many children.”

Octo was also pissed about a manager at the club insinuating she might go fully nude and do lap dances … for the right price.

Nine out of ten whores agree, pulling out of a stripping gig the day the first promo pic from your porno leaks is just bad form. Irony should never have to know the sting of shame.