Here’s one that you may find hard to swallow (ha ha): Nadya “Octomom” Suleman is now open to doing porn–but with no touching. Yeah, I don’t know how that one works either. Says Daily News,
She’ll look, but won’t touch.
That’s the latest pledge Octomom Nadya Suleman is giving should she ever appear in a porn — reversing previous promises she’d never do a skin flick to financially support her 14 children.
“You know if the opportunity comes up, I’ll be the first to admit, I’m gonna eat my words because all that matters is that I can take care of my family,” she said Monday on HLN’s “Showbiz Tonight.”
But while she’s no longer swearing off X-rated films, she told HLN she “would not kiss somebody. I wouldn’t touch somebody.”
“I have had to make some very difficult decisions the year, and filing Chapter 7 was one of them,” Suleman said in a statement. “But I have to do what is best for my children and I need a fresh start.”
Earlier this month, she said on NBC’s “Today” show that she wouldn’t do porn. This was after she posed topless — with her arm across her chest — for a British magazine for a reported $8,000.
“I’m not going to allow my kids to be homeless. I’m terrified,” she said in a video justifying the spread.
But she also admitted to receiving $2,000 a month from the state of California, reneging on a prior declaration that she would never go on welfare.
It’s unclear whether Suleman will take up an offer that Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch reportedly made in March, saying he’d pay $100,000 if she stars in three hardcore sex scenes. It’s a far lower price than the $1 million offer he dangled to her in 2009.
Put Octomom in a porn (Octopussy, anyone?) and you’re sure to see bodily fluids shooting left and right and long, hard poles. Of course, the bodily fluids will be projectile vomiting and the poles will literally be 10-foot poles, because I don’t see how anyone would want to get near that clown car uterus.
Bar Refaeli in screen caps for a commercial for her Under.Me lingerie line, as a peace offering:
Porn looking without touching = bukkake….
…and I’m in
And when she gets past the “no touching” I’m guessing those “DSLs” won’t go to waste…
I would totally watch Octoporn any time. She’s got some big ass tits and if you like a good loose pussy you can’t beat one that’s kicked out so many big heads.
I’m hoping she goes full on hardcore. Getting a boner just thinking about it!
Skank has NO other way to make a living, so when she’s on her back and knees with Bubba and Jermaine, she should take a long introspective on why she insisted on having fourteen children and no husband or other way to support them.