37-year-old mother of 14 Nadya Suleman — better known to the rest of the world as masturbation porn star Octomom — was paid five grand to gyrate uncomfortably in her panties and shuffle around a pole at The Playhouse Gentlemen’s Club in Miami this weekend. The Daily Mail says:
For her first dance, [Suleman] wore a PVC mask, thigh-high boots, corset, bra and pants, while carrying a riding crop. She removed her outfit to the sound’s of Rihanna’s S&M, ending up in just her boots and knickers.
For her second dance, she changed into a sexy schoolgirl costume of pigtails, knee-high stockings and checked skirt as she performed to Rihanna’s Rude Boy.
Rihanna was a good choice, but I wouldn’t have gone with “S&M” or “Rude Boy.” I would have chosen a more apropos Rihanna song, like “Disturbia,” if only because “Stretch Mark City” and “Make Me Wanna Puke” aren’t actual songs.
May God have mercy on your souls:
What the FUCK is that hanging off the back of her left thigh in the first photo? Is…is that actually her ASS down there, or just some weird flap of saggy thigh?
I’m scared. Hold me.
i think that thing on her thigh/lower ass is her 15th kid that just slid down there and never came out. my god this woman is disgusting. at least her kids wont be completely screwed up for life by the time they’re 8
Her kids must be proud!
I’ll bet when she first got up on stage, everyone expected she’d just be sweeping it.
Her stomach is repulsive. It looks like fifty miles of bad road.
As I said, she has NO other way to make money.
As soon as she gets used to stripping, real porn is next….
Can’t get past the trout lips and stretch marks. Not that a mother of 14 shouldn’t have them, but I don’t think a stripper should. She is just plain creepy.