This conglomeration of plastic is 30-year-old (I shit you not) Alicia Douvall, who I’ve sure as hell never heard of. From a quick Google search it seems that she’s a glamor model/reality show contestant. All I know is, somewhere Barbie is missing her plastic ass. I mean, WTF is that? Yeah, I know her boobs probably have their own gravitational pull, and her lips are threatening to float away, but good God. It looks like her thighs are trying to lay eggs. Bleh.
With her 14 year old daughter (who apparently asked for a boob job for her birthday two years ago: