Pam Anderson Demands Special Lighting to Mask Ugliness

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Page Six asks this morning, “Are Pamela Anderson’s famous looks fading?” I think it’s pretty safe to say they were being completely sarcastic. Bitch looks like she got walloped with the business end of the ugly stick. Page Six adds:

At [Pam's] fragrance launch in Miami, her manager demanded that photographers shoot her only with a “ring flash,” which eliminates shadows and imperfections. [Several] celebrity lensman argued that the flash requires a large battery pack and slows the job, [so Anderson's manager] then banned [them] and all others without a ring flash from Saturday’s Make-A-Wish Ball. Several photographers boycotted the charity event [over Anderson's ring-flash demands].

I don’t think a couple of fancy flash bulbs are gonna magically to turn back the clock twenty years and suddenly convince everyone that Pamela Anderson is beautiful again. It’s be like dumping a teaspoon of water on a gasoline fire or making a hooker put her teeth back in after giving you a blowjob. Look, we’ve been to the puppet show, we’ve seen the strings. The damage is already done, baby. You ain’t foolin’ anybody with that shit.

Looking pregnant last month:

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PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin

8 Reader Comments

  1. ha ha

    she looks like hell with the make up on too ! i was about 2 feet away form her . tommy lee on the other hand is worn but still beautiful . i feel sad for pam anderson she dose not seem happy . i hope something good happens to her to make her smile . i hate to see people so unhappy . millions of people loved bay watch and i am sure by being on tv she made people happy . if not just for the escape . i am personaly not a fan of hers , i think i am going to pray for her to be happy !

  2. Francesca

    She’s always had a disturbing porn star extreme look. You’ve got to wonder what goes on in someone’s head that they would mutilate their body like that. sad. And she’s such a bully for PETA.

    She should hang out with Courtney Love-she’d look absolutely fabulous in comparison.

  3. lindsay

    pam anderson’s looks are GONE! she looks soooo haggard and worn out to say shes only 41! she looks like shes in her mid 50s EASILY! she looks old as hell and theres absolutely no hiding it!

  4. Bob

    She does still look good!! All you Twats saying she looks ugly or like 50 years old – should look in the f***ing Mirror – if your a girl commenting (like Lindsay OR Francesca) I bet your a couple of Ugly bitches and if your a Guy – well look at your girlfriend (if youve got one – you ugly Twat!) and I bet you’d rather be shagging Pammy than your Pug Ugly Girlfriend with Shit Tits!!! — Ha! Ha!

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