Beauty, they name is Pamela Anderson! Wait, did I just said “beauty?” Because I meant “doody.” Doody, they name is Pamela Anderson. She looks like a meth addict who spent the night blowing truckers at a rest stop off I-40. Huffing kerosene in a drainage ditch must not be the fountain of youth I thought it was.
In Hollywood Saturday night:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News