The always-classy Pamela Anderson got so drunk yesterday she had to be hauled out of L.A. nightclub Guys and Dolls at two in the morning. The Daily Mail says

The former Baywatch beauty was pictured staggering out of a Hollywood nightclub, propped up by a minder.

With her head bowed and her hair in a bedraggled mess, Pammy, 42, [was] sporting some rather unattractive stains around the bust of her skin-tight short grey dress.

Maybe it was sweat patches from her efforts on the nightclub dance floor, or perhaps she had just spilt drink down her.

Or maybe her implants ruptured and started leaking. Or maybe her nipples leave skidmarks now. Some mysteries were never meant to be solved, my friends, like Keith Richard’s liver or how far east can you go before you’re technically heading west. You’ll just end up hurting yourself if you think about it too much.

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News