Paris Hilton And Elisha Cuthbert Make Out

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Britney Spears has been getting an awful lot of attention lately, so Paris Hilton decided to swing the limelight her way with a fake lesbian make-out session with “House of Wax” co-star Elisha Cuthbert. Page Six says

Revelers at Tenjune in the Meatpacking District Tuesday night spotted Paris making out with “24″ star Elisha Cuthbert. “They were drinking and dancing, and all of suddenly they just started kissing,” said the onlooker who told us the liplock lasted “about a minute.” Cuthbert’s rep denies the story, although several witnesses confirmed they saw the face-suck.

That’s one of those things that sounds sexy until you get up close. Sorry, but those two are just gross. Paris Hilton looks like a combination of the Goon from Popeye and claymation Gumby and Elisha Cuthbert might as well be my seventh grade gym teacher with that haircut. It’s just like that time I rented this flick called “From Pole to Pole” and ended up with a documentary about the Earth’s inconstant magnetic field instead of the penis-fest I was expecting. Needless to say, I won’t be hitting up PBS for porn anymore. That goes double for the Discovery Channel and TLC. “Wild Down Under” my ass.

Paris arriving at the TRL Tuesday and Elisha shopping at Bristol Farms over the weekend:

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28 Reader Comments

  1. RichPort

    Elisha Cuthbert would be a lot hotter if she had my applehead in her larynx. And Paris would be hotte if she then snowballed Elisha, or as Paris like to call it, Tuesday night.

  2. Veggi

    RichPort- snowballing came to my mind too when I read this. snowballing. came. snowballing. came. I’m gonna throw up.

    PS: I’ll meat yun at milyonairspeller.com I hear you have a blog there. I’ll see if it’s true :)

  3. The reason shes a wannabe is that she has done nowt to earn her so called ‘celebrity’ status. Apart from being born with a silver spoon up her arse. Then again thats the only part of her we ever see is her arse but then again who can tell the difference from her arse and her face.

  4. hartlee

    these storys are just sad

    im 14 and im a massive elisha fan. i will do anything to get in contact with her and meet the most beautiful woman on the planet.

    and these storys are just a load of bull.

    but no offence to paris i dont want elisha to ruin her career and go off with paris.

    she is so much better than that

    i love you elisha xxxx

  5. ghita ionut

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  6. ghita ionut

    translate in enghleze sunama p nr asta 0727439992 sant din romania si tu esty cea mai draga finta esty o dragutza gagico pup

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