Wonk-eyed Big Bird Paris Hilton was hauled out of the Brazil vs Netherlands quarterfinal match and into a South African holding cell on drug charges Friday, but don’t get too excited, because she’s already out. The Daily Mail says
She and friend, former Playboy playmate Jennifer Rovero [seen in the photo above], were arrested when sniffer dogs found marijuana in a designer handbag.
Paris and the blonde ex-model were followed by undercover police after the Brazil v Holland game. Officers boarded their luxury coach and unleashed sniffer dogs, which went straight to them.
They were arrested and fingerprinted at a police station close to the Nelson Mandela Bay stadium after spending four hours locked down until they appeared before a special World Cup court.
However, at the hearing, Paris was told: ‘The charges have been withdrawn by the state. Please step down.’
Ms Rovero [was given] the blame. Rovero admitted possession and was given an £80 fine and a deportation order.
I can’t think of a better place to have Paris Hilton forcibly incarcerated than the Rape Capital of the World. Provided Roseanne Barr’s colon and Hoboken, New Jersey were already at maximum capacity.
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WTF… so she had some weed in her purse… along with half of the other wackos who go to these stupid soccer games. Who the fuck cares? Busting a celeb for pot went out in the ’70s didn’t it ? The pigs in South Africa are just like the pigs everywhere else – looking to hassle whoever they can for whatever reason they can dream up.
Damnit. Damnit all to hell. I was hoping the owner of the Cave of Multiple Horrors was finally gone for if not good then at least a while.