Paris Hilton Brings the Wonk to the MTV Movie Awards

The only time I’ve seen eyes wonkier than Paris Hilton’s, Cookie Monster had just done a double axle into a combination spin. Believe me, you’ve never seen a googly eye google until it’s been subjected to centripetal force. That’s just one of the many reasons I won’t go see Sesame Street on Ice tripping balls ever again.

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