I wish I could tell you that minutes after Paris Hilton finished this photo shoot, that there was an (un)fortunate landslide that smothered her gangly body in a heap of earth, but I can’t. I know, I’m just as bummed out about it as you. The only silver lining is that you can see her boobs in a couple of the pictures. What? You expect me to have standards? I do celebrity blogging, for Pete’s sake.













Ewww man, Paris is so gross in physical presence. I don’t know what is wrong with Hollywood? she is just too skinny, no ass, no cleveage, and no body fat. you can literally see her rib cage. That is gross and Hollywood should not promote that type of body format
I think she is lovely.