Wait, wait — stop me if you’ve heard this one: Paris Hilton went around town in a see-through dress so you could totally see her tits yesterday, and… oh, who are we kidding? Of course you’ve heard that one. You’ve heard it like 700 times. You could recite it in your fucking sleep at this point. You couldn’t avoid it if you tried. What with the little thing called “the internet” the kids are using these days. Eh, it really wasn’t that interesting anyways.