Just look at how happy Paris Hilton is in these pictures. Mouth agape, tits out, surrounded by a crowd of men spraying her with foamy white fluid. I’m just glad nobody ruined it for her by telling her it was champagne and not semen. “Yes, Virginia, There is a Penis Claus.” Ho, ho, ho indeed.
In St. Tropez yesterday:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin
Real-life royalty Kate Middleton beat out Halle Berry, Penelope Cruz and supermodel Lara Stone to be named Vanity Fair’s Best Dressed Pregnant Celebrity of 2013. Rounding out the rest of the list were Hilaria Baldwin, Peaches Geldof, Halle Barry, Penelope Cruz, Elaine Irwin, Romalo Garai, Lara Stone, Margherita Missoni, and Eva Herzigova. Nowhere on the [...]
22-year-old Emma Roberts looked amazing at the Tribeca Film Festival yesterday in Cushnie Et Ochs’ Spring 2013 satin Amethyst dress. Although I wouldn’t really describe the color of that dress as “amethyst” myself. It’s more of a cross between Violet and Acai, like the deep azurite color of a magician’s cloak. And that was exactly [...]
Newly-brunette Reese Witherspoon and her husband were arrested early Friday morning in Atlanta after he failed a field sobriety test and she got slappy with the arresting officer. And they say blondes have more fun! According to
Nobody cares about this valtrex poppin ostrich. Stop givin it attention.
I’m sorry what tits? and PLEASE stop posting this useless vapid whore.