Just look at how happy Paris Hilton is in these pictures. Mouth agape, tits out, surrounded by a crowd of men spraying her with foamy white fluid. I’m just glad nobody ruined it for her by telling her it was champagne and not semen. “Yes, Virginia, There is a Penis Claus.” Ho, ho, ho indeed.
In St. Tropez yesterday:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin