If you missed the season premiere of “American Idol” this week, you missed the beginnings of a potential catfight between guest judge Jewel and veteran judge Paula Abdul. The Post-Chronicle reports:
If [Jewel and Paula] spoke to each other it was brief. An icy wall seemed to separate them. Reports are that the two didn’t get along and even exchanged some words. At one point we’re told Abdul even removed her mike and slammed it down because she was upset with Jewel. It never made it to the taped version shown last night… At the end, Paula completely ignores Jewel on the way out and Jewel’s face says it all. It was brutally obvious that Paula was not happy with Jewel presence.
That’s because Paula is older, uglier, and far more incoherent than Jewel. There is a basic scientific principle dictating the manner in which females interact with one another, and much like an elk with the largest set of antlers, the most beautiful female is always perceived as a threat. And therefore the other females hate her and say catty things behind her back and call her a slut. Yeah, that’s right. Don’t think I don’t know what you’re saying about me when I leave the room. Things like “She smells like booze” and “No, actually she smells like cum” and “High-five, girl-friend!” Well, I don’t care. Some people say it’s not easy being beautiful, but they’re wrong. I get to call other girls fat and have sex with their boyfriends and get loads of free stuff like cars and crotchless underpants. It’s pretty awesome. And all it takes to make me feel good on the inside is a gram of cocaine every few days. All you bitches are just jealous.
Jewel is so much hotter and she doesn’t have a ‘bobble-head’ like Paula.
Go Team Rosie!!!!!!!!!!!
Paula is officially my favorite train wreck!
I want to know who her dealer is? Seriously, that bitch has some good drugs………
SomeoneMaybe- I can’t wait to see your stupid fucking response to this one, and your A.A. link I’m sure you’ll put up. FUCK OFF YOU PYSCHO FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jewel is hot if you like the idea of an albino Eskimo dragging their snaggled shards of teeth across your member while yodeling through her puffy cheeks.
People have told me I look like her on more than one occasion
Jewels music reminds me of, hmmmm, how do I say cats being tortured without offending her craft…..
Oh, and fuck Paula Abdul up her coked-up ass,
twice.
Paula looked drunk, seriously, and puffy and ugly, and emotionally inappropriate. By the way what’s up with Randy attacking people, get a mirror mf, your a stupid slob, don’t like Simon but he is clearly the brains, entirely.
Even @ this older age, Paula is still better looking than Jewel. @ both of their primes … not even a contest.
I hadn’t understood the reason so many people watched that show so I tried it yesterday. Everything Simon said was true. “You have let in a giraffe now!”
P.S. I won’t be watching it anymore. Stupid people doing stupid things isn’t funny at all.
P.P.S. Yeah, there was Nothing else on…
I don’t think Jewel is half-bad, but Paula’s a fuckin’ troll. That said, I don’t watch primetime television. I watch PBS documentaries and porn. I’m a bit of a cultural elitist.
I watch Saved By the Bell and C.H.I.P.S. because I’m trying to become more radical.
I only watch, late 70′s Soviet Bloc porn, mostly stuff from Bulgaria…very avant garde and lots of large and sturdy women.
jewel would be the only reason i would even consider watching that steamin’cow pie of a tv show.
Jewel is nothing to write home about. Snaggle tooth and saddle bags, anyone?
Jewel vs. Paula?
Jewel 150%.
She is gorgeous, even the tooth doesn’t matter.
She was the best thing, hands down, about the show so far.
I think Paula was afraid she was gonna take her job.
Jewel now, beats Paula at her prime.
I do not watch this catastrophe of a television show.I am like the above respondent and my tastes run from anything with Amanda Bynes in it to German and Russian porn!I do not even have to turn on the volume because all I do is watch the images flash across the screen.As for Jewel vs. Paula-Jewel is the winner by a country mile!Paula is an aged hag, who probably has to pay young boys to fuck her in the ass,because her pussy could swallow a couple of baseball bats. Greg
lmao …to whoever wrote the thign at the end bout callin other bitches fat n all it takes is a lil coke to feel good on the inside! props to that shit! enuf said
WTF??? Okay, all of you fuckers have some major-ass issues right here. If you can find nothing better to do with your time than sit around and discuss which two pop stars are a better fuck, then you need hobbies. Does it honestly matter if Paula looked drunk on television? She’s been acting like that since season 4! It’s nothing new! She’s fine! And as for Jewel, why the hell are you attacking her?
All of you SOBs are just proof of how egotistical and image-swoon the world really is today if you have nothing better to do than sit around and talk shit about everyone else. I never respond to these things, so from that you can pretty much draw how bad I thought this was….
Why does everyone think that Jewel is hott or even pretty?!?!? Paula is like the most beautiful person in the world!!! I love paula soooooooo much!!!
Jewel is very sexy and has a youthfulness about her. She’s also gifted. Paula is anorexic and flighty. I still dance to “straight up” though when I hear it.
Sexy Paula Abdul naked and wet in sexy bikini
VIDEO here:
http://paula–abdul.blogspot.com/?id=96117866&s=y