I know some people can’t stand Lily Allen, but as I’m sure you all know by now, I think she’s one of the cutest things ever. She’s completely deranged, she has no filter between her brain and her mouth, and she frolics drunkenly around the world in outfits like this and this and this.
Lily is continuing in her valiant effort to hold my fickle attentions by doing… whatever this hilarious shit is that went on in New York today. I think she’s essentially playing hide ‘n seek with the paparazzi here, and she’s doing it about as effectively as when my cat sticks his head in a kleenex box and thinks he’s suddenly in stealth mode.
Aaaaanyway, as long as photo agencies keep conducting Lily Allen Cutewatch ’09 and providing me with staggering quantities of dorky pictures of her madcap adventures, I’m going to keep posting them every day until one of the following happens:
a) She starts to annoy me
b) I get bored and distracted by something shiny
c) Someone more adorably retarded comes along, no doubt stealing my affection and ending the heartfelt yet entirely nonexistent love affair with Lily
By the way, I swear she wore this exact same outfit whilst doing something-or-other in London recently. I suppose I could investigate, but that smells like work to me.