From the looks of that Penelope Cruz’s outfit at the 10th Annual Hollywood Film Festival Awards Gala, I’m guessing that Colonel Sanders dressed her before she went out. Or maybe former president Martin Van Buren let her borrow his digs for the show. Or maybe she works as a train conductor for that old steam engine tour that runs out of Ashland and just didn’t have time to change before the gala event.
Or maybe Penelope’s just an idiot who should fire her stylist already. Just a theory.
More pics of Penelope in that ridiculous get up after the jump.
Well, dressing like that won’t put those lesbian rumors to rest.
It may not put the lesbian rumors to rest, but those pictures put my dick to rest…………
People think she’s a lesbian? Now here relationship with TCLTC makes perfect sense!
She makes my skin crawl….like Jennifer Aniston.
Hard to tell with the getup but why do I get the impression her nipples are resting gently near her belly button?
Someone should paint little lines down from the corners of her mouth. She looks like a ventriloquist dummy.
I’m in a foul mood today. I can’t come up with anything witty, so we’ll just leave it at that.
I thought that was pretty good, showgrrrl. See, I don’t have anything witty to say, so I’ll just compliment your comment.
I find that heavy drinking always helps with “foul moods” and “comment block.” Also, huffing glue helps. But never together with the drinking. That’s just disastrous.
For the love of God, can she not do something about that big ol’ mole by her eye? And, is it just me, or does she have enormous man-hands?
Why is this chick considered sexy again?
I thought President Martin Van Buren, the best President these United States ever produced, was dead?
Hey Showgrrrl, how’s the show girl?
Thank you Sonya. That’s lovely!
Abby, I think that I’ve huffed enough glue tonight to satisfy ANY sort of blockage. And not just comment blockage, if you know what I mean. Had no idea it would loosen other things up! Oops!
Hey Wally! Miss ya buddy… I’ve been hiding out, working on my new outfit for my shows this weekend. Showgrrrl is bringin’ out the Poison Ivy.
And by Poison Ivy I do NOT mean bringing out symptoms of Firecrotch. I mean the sexy red-haired vixen from the Batman comics. Bam! Ka POW!
PS there’s a new ‘preview’ pic up on my Myspace
Showgrrrl, that preview picture fits you just right. Post more. They make my pants tent-up.
She favors Broom Hilda!
i saw her in some movie and her hands kept distracting me..she has big ass man hands,,,pity..maybe thats why she keeps trying to hide them in commercials..and her nose…omg..
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