From the looks of that Penelope Cruz’s outfit at the 10th Annual Hollywood Film Festival Awards Gala, I’m guessing that Colonel Sanders dressed her before she went out. Or maybe former president Martin Van Buren let her borrow his digs for the show. Or maybe she works as a train conductor for that old steam engine tour that runs out of Ashland and just didn’t have time to change before the gala event.
Or maybe Penelope’s just an idiot who should fire her stylist already. Just a theory.
More pics of Penelope in that ridiculous get up after the jump.