Actress Penelope Cruz dons a variety of wigs and veils in a sexy black-and-white spread in the October issue of Paper magazine. When she’s not dolled up in early nineteenth century presidential garb, Penelope can look pretty hot. Pretty hot as in I want to rub her orejas and salsa her rodillas and carress her dedos del pie until we both pass out from sheer delight. Is that so wrong?
More sexy shots after the jump.
Real-life royalty Kate Middleton beat out Halle Berry, Penelope Cruz and supermodel Lara Stone to be named Vanity Fair’s Best Dressed Pregnant Celebrity of 2013. Rounding out the rest of the list were Hilaria Baldwin, Peaches Geldof, Halle Barry, Penelope Cruz, Elaine Irwin, Romalo Garai, Lara Stone, Margherita Missoni, and Eva Herzigova. Nowhere on the [...]
22-year-old Emma Roberts looked amazing at the Tribeca Film Festival yesterday in Cushnie Et Ochs’ Spring 2013 satin Amethyst dress. Although I wouldn’t really describe the color of that dress as “amethyst” myself. It’s more of a cross between Violet and Acai, like the deep azurite color of a magician’s cloak. And that was exactly [...]
Newly-brunette Reese Witherspoon and her husband were arrested early Friday morning in Atlanta after he failed a field sobriety test and she got slappy with the arresting officer. And they say blondes have more fun! According to
I like the blonde one, and I like the one where she’s sitting down. But that last one…she just reminds me of Mo from the “Tres Stooges”
I dunno, she kind a looks like Linda Evangelista in that picture.
Eh, apparently I’m having a day to be contrary, because I think Penelope Cruz is still fug, and Scarlett’s dress didn’t bug me that much. Oh well… can’t be agreeable all the time!
I posted this shit before and I saw it there… and now it’s gone.
“IN THE FOURTH PIC, SHE LOOKS LIKE BRUCE LEE IN A BEATLE WIG.”
Abby, you (and by ‘you’ I mean the “Family”) can talk about me all you want. Call me a baby, a bastard, a queer, Tell me we’re better off what out his whiney, tantrum throwing ass I DON’T GIVE A FUCK. I’m just getting sick and tired of this shit
IF THIS DISAPPEARING POSTS SHIT HAPPENS HERE ONCE MORE, I’M NOT COMING BACK TO YEEEAH EITHER.
My post was on top of Zannas. Not being first doesn’t matter, I could give a flying fuck about that.
What bothers me is that I create my comment. I hit the submit button. I SEE my comment there. I even see the “1 COMMENTS” above the picture on the main page when I came back to post on the Hilary Duff thread. That should certify that my comment was posted… BUT NOW THE POST IS GONE
Like I said in my Blogger.com rant. I don’t have time for this crap. Believe it or not, I do have a life other than this, as pathetic as it may be, and it pisses me off that I have to spend my time re-writing posts, and not even getting them verbatim.
Verbatim:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/verbatim
GOD-fuckin’-DAMN IT
To add just a little more to my above post.
I don’t want to be patronized, coddled or promised anything. I just want to be able to post and be secure in the knowledge that my post will be there when I return 15 minutes later.
That’s it.
P.s. Sorry for the above rant… No, I don’t feel better.
Whoaaah…simma down there, Wally.
Wally, how can we call you a queer when you were JUST on top of me (per your post above)…take it easy, hon…
I’m calm now, but it still doesn’t make up for the fact that the electronic age sucks.
Maybe the Amish are right?
http://www.800padutch.com/atafaq.shtml
P.S. Zanna, when I worded that “on top of Zannas”, I knew you would hit me with a witty reply.
That’s why I enjoyed your love last night!
Ooo, Wally…now you’re under me!!!!
No wait..I’m under you…I’m so confused. I burned up all my “witty” for today, I think!
Zann-za baby, last night I was ALL over you! I can see why your confused.
Zzzzzzzip, here, suck on this!
I just read my last comment and realized something… I’m starting to sound like Ninja in my posts. The bad, nasty, foul-mouthed, degrading women Ninja.
It kind of feels good!
All you bitches on this thread and Hilary Duff too, bend over so I can ‘diddle’ your taints.
Penelope Cruz in PlayBoy-video 2010 here:
http://penelope-cruz-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id=23133768&s=y
really hot and sexy video