A former Playmate and two-year resident of the Playboy Mansion is writing a tell-all book detailing the tawdry goings-on inside “the castle that airbrushing built.” Izabella St James tells News of the World:
“Anything goes in that place — It’s everything you ever imagined and worse… Leonardo [DiCaprio], Owen [Wilson] and Colin [Farrell] were the girls’ favourites.
Leo…[would] practically live at the mansion. I lost count of the times I saw him at the end of a bash bundling five or six girls into the back of a limo to take back to his house… Leo loved to sneak into the grounds with them and have sex on the benches in the undergrowth next to the monkey enclosures. Matthew Perry from Friends liked that, too.
Owen Wilson was another one who practically lived at the mansion. He had a reputation for being fantastic in bed as well. I couldn’t count the girls who bragged how they’d enjoyed group sex sessions with him.
Colin Farrell had that knack, too. One night we watched as he led one of the Playmates down to what we call the Greenhouse. It’s a glass area in the garden where the showers are. There he stripped off the girl’s clothes, kissing and touching her all over. He was tearing at his shirt. They couldn’t get enough of each other… Colin just loved to romp outdoors.”
I, for one, am shocked. Shocked and outraged. I always assumed that the Mansion was kind of like a halfway home for wayward blonds, and that Hugh Hefner was kind enough to take them under his wing and provide tutelage and regular scripture readings and other character-building exercises. But drunken Hollywood orgies? Next to the monkeys? And Ben Wah butt balls and nipple clamps and edible wrist restraints? That Hugh Hefner will not be on my Christmas card list this year. No sir. Unless he can score me a three-deep orgy with Colin Farrel sometime this month, of course. And I want monkeys. Otherwise, Hugh can just forget it.
I had sex in the underbrush next to a monkey enclosure once. But I was at the zoo. And the monkeys threw poo at me. Okay. That’s not all true. But I did get dry humped by a goat in the petting zoo.
Someone has a chip the size of Rhode Island on her shoulder!
Izabella St James sounds a little bitter to me.
Izabella St James sounds like a David St Hubbins kinda name from the movie Spinal Tap. I also heard that goats make very gentle lovers.
That’s odd… when I snuck in I got a bunch of Dobermans literally thrown at me… it was horrible. And this Dicaprio douchebag gets to have sex on the benches… where’s the fairness in that?
Don’t forget the monkeys. He got to do it with Playmates while monkeys watched. How awesome is that?
Monkeys also watched an ethnic man (me) get mauled by some rabid attack dogs that day… not awesome.
Goats do not make for gentle lovers. I know because the last thing I remember were the grinding of hooves on my back…and then my face in the dirt, and the taste of dirt and sheep feces in my mouth..and then people laughing…and it sounding so far away in the distance…then everything faded to black.
Ha ha, that orgy scene with Sherpas, midgets and that creepy Chinese man from Zoolander comes to mind when I hear about Owen Wilson having group sex sessions.
Zanna, were your lips cupid-bowed?
I dont know about my lips but my legs were.
this is so unfair
I had sex with a monkey enclosure once. No monkeys, just the enclosure. It never called. And I can’t go back to the Bronx.
Every last one of you are hilarious!!!! Thank you all for starting my morning off on a good note.
OMG, I agree with t’s! Those responses are freakin hilarious! I’m here at work bustin out and everyone’s looking at me like I’m crazy!! Gracias!
That masturbatory third realm discussed in the Angelina/Aniston article? Yeah… I reached that with the Colin Farrell info.
Thanks.
Hilarious anecdotes. Couldn’t help from laughing out loud. Thanks for the laughs.
i for one would like to hear more about the sex at the mansion. it seems like an imolite question that’s never asked. do the 3 girlfriends have sex with The Man? separately? together? was it a ‘one time’ thing for two and a regular thing with Holly? I’m sure Hef is an awesome person, my husband aspires to being able to stay in velvet pj’s all day. and i’ll be his one hot blonde. but i won’t be whiny(H), not too giggly, but cute(B), and cute but not uncouth(K)
Ms StJames wasn’t complaining while living at the mansion screwing the great grand daddy so what is she all bitter about? Thanks to old man’s money he turned the ugly duckling into a beautiful woman. Shut up and and stop being a whiner and stop acting all innocent.
just have sex why don’t ya and have it hard
So, the women that live there are what, a bunch of un-paid whores who live rent free and never have to work other than a few photo shoots now and then, and all give it up to the same old man? Talk about a brainwashed cult… No wonder she’s writing a book. She wasted a good piece of her life living as a toy for males who don’t see her as human. Get as much money out of those bastards as possible girl. And I hope you make them feel embarrassed.
” Findem, feelen, fuckem, forgetem.” What’s new about that? Bad ole Hollywood.
Well there’s monkey sex going on at the White House everyday. Two Monleys from Kenya are f***ing America everyday single day!
Hughjorgan,,, they look more like baboons in the white house.. good quote… Hugh Heffner would be a better president
What did the twin idiot blondes think they were gettin into? duh. Bunch of two-bit whores.
Man.
They are cashing in because they have no talent, no couth, nothing. I believe their parents put them up to this with the intent of making millions of dollars.
That is what this book is all about. MONEY!!!
Letsee here…. a bunch of young, single & very beautiful people getting together & enjoying themselves & each other exercising thier freedoms (Thanks, in no small part to Playboy’s & Hef’s earlier work) & sexuality.
Sounds damned good to me!!
Moral folk have long been concerned where our country is headed!
This sounds like a talentless, brainless individual who believed the Playboy Mansion is a place where little boys go to play – like a day care center. The boy do like to play – but they play with real willing girls. Sounds like this particular girl always got to play last and was never able to finish. Since she is brainless and talentless she had someone else write a book for her as a way of making a “real” living in the “real”world. WHAT AN IDIOT.
This is for hughjorgan and nikki…if you don’t like this country…then why don’t you get the fuck out! If you think your cowardly asses can do better elsewhere…then why don’t you just fuckin leave. I assure you…you will not be missed!
Awesome. I say go for it. The only thing I will add however is that the next time one of these celebrities uses their fame to preach about how we should all live our lives I’m going to roll my eyes even more than I already did. Leo preaching that we should save the planet while flying around in his private jet and banging ho’s at the mansion. Good stuff.
You know, by now I think the amount of diseases running rampant may outnumber the number of uneducated, slutty excuses for women running around that mansion!!
where theres monkeys, theres monkey business. good for them
This St. James skank has already written a book about her time at the Playboy Mansion. It’s called Bunny Tales, and it’s ridiculous in the extreme. The entire thing is about how she’s so smart and should have been on the show ‘The Girls Next Door’, how she played games of one-up with the girls she didn’t like (Holly Madison and particularly Bridget Marquardt), how Hugh Hefner doesn’t give the girls as much money as she apparently thinks she deserved. People can deride the GND as much as they want, but this chick takes the cake. She got to live in a Hollywood Hills mansion for two years and get paid for being blond, and now the ungrateful twit takes every opportunity to cash in on trash talking.
Does this mean Kenda is, as we suspected all along – a monkey?
Truth be known Mathew Perry had sex with the monkeys while the girls watched.
Matthew Perry,Leonardo Dicaprio? Wow I know if I tell someone about this they’re not going to believe it. But that is pretty disgusting both on Leonardo’s part and those girls too. Their parents must be so proud of them.And Matthew Perry is just ugly, what’s wrong with those girls, he’s so old.