Pictures of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’ 18-year-old daughter Tallulah Willis smoking dope topless are reportedly being shopped around to the highest bidder today. Radar Online says:

Four pictures, allegedly of Willis, who turned 18 on February 3, are being offered for sale, showing Tallulah fully topless, mugging for the camera and toking on what appears to be a joint.

Whoever is selling these will be lucky to nab twenty bucks out of the deal. The only thing she’s got going for her is that she’s not as ugly as her sister, and that’s not saying much. Besides, what with the internet, once you’ve seen one teen girl naked, you’ve seen them all. And that’s exactly what I told the officer who confiscated my hard drive last week.

The Great Cornholio at Whole Foods in L.A. earlier this year: