Hope You’ve Already Had Your Breakfast

The life of a Playboy Playmate isn’t all fancy cars and designer shoes and Playboy Mansion parties. Sometimes it’s skin tags and Polident and that powder they use to prevent chafing between fat rolls. There are always two sides to every coin. And with enough of those coins, you get a substantial dividend yield and lots of accrued interest. It’s not like you can put dignity in the bank, you know.

Jenna Bentley and her millionaire sugardaddy Ben “Heart Disease” Brown (more after the jump):

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

4 Reader Comments

  1. anony

    Alex, who are two people with absolutely no self-respect?

    Also, technically she is a Playboy model and not a Playmate.
    “Playmate” only refers to the twelve women per year who get centerfolds in the magazine.
    There are hundreds of “Playboy models” every year.

    That guy looks like he went to a plastic surgeon and said “make me look like Stephen Stills.” Not the 1969 Stephen Stills, the current version of Stephen Stills:

    http://img.nrk.no/img/493374.jpeg

  2. sonya

    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

    I wonder if his abdominal apron gets in the way when he’s trying to pork her?

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