Porn star Alex “Voodoo” Torres of sky-diving intercourse fame claimed on The Jim Richards radio show Friday that he had bedded actress Lindsay Lohan, even going as far as to insinuate that she had paid him for his services. I’ll pause here for dramatic effect. The Daily Mail says:
When Richards asked Torres for suggestions as to what questions he should dole out to Michael Lohan during an impending interview, the porn star said: ‘Ask him if he knows about that night I had with his daughter [Lindsay] while he was sleeping upstairs.’
As the radio host kept questioning the statements Torres was making, the porn star simply said: ‘I’m not joking… many of these Hollywood celebrities pay me a high price dollar to come and satisfy them.’
Richards attempted to clarify and pressed: ‘So you’ve been with Lindsay Lohan?’
Torres replied: ‘I’m saying that.’
Lohan’s representative Steve Honig [said]: ‘I don’t feel the need to respond to claims made by a porn star.’
I don’t buy it for a second. Not because I don’t think Lindsay Lohan would hire a hooker, but because there’s no way Lindsay Lohan could actually afford a hooker. Prostitutes get all kinds of huffy when you try to pay them in rock crystals and buddy brand cigarettes.
Arriving at the morgue for more community service last week:
As trashy as she is and portrayed by media even thrashier coz we live in a retarded wordl, LiLo would have never done this. That porn moron is an attention ‘ho. Twice a ‘ho.
Why should she pay when she could drag any guy off the street and get some?
If Lindsay was fucked by Alex Torres voodoo that Latino infrahuman she must be fucked by black guys