Lindsay Lohan claimed the brakes in her rented Porsche failed last month when she plowed into the back of a semi on the Pacific Coast Highway, but Porsche heard about her allegations and tested the car themselves and determined the brakes were working just fine. TMZ says:
Porsche caught wind of Lindsay’s excuse and contacted the company that rented Lindsay the vehicle — asking if it could formally test the car.
The rental company obliged — and Porsche ran its tests, finding the brakes that had been installed on the car were A-OK, and showed no evidence of malfunction … which blows Lindsay’s bum brakes excuse out of the water.
Good on Porsche for calling her out for being the blame-shifting manipulative little liar she is. In Lindsay’s defense, though, it’s hard to distinguish between the clutch and the brakes when you’re wearing six-inch Loubotin platform wedges and trying to steer and snort Adderall off the console at the same time.
Nice bald spot: