Priscilla Presley Disfigured By Phony Doctor

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Dancing with the Stars’ Priscilla Presley’s gorgeous face is the work of one Dr. Daniel Serrano, but don’t go scrambling for a phone book just yet. Dr. Serrano is no longer practicing those “miracle injections that work better than Botox,” mostly because he’s not a real doctor and can’t practice from prison. Lucky for you, there’s still Guatemala and the coast of Brazil. According to TMZ

In fact, Serrano was injecting industrial, low-grade silicone similar to what’s used to lubricate auto parts in Argentina into the faces of these women. The injections caused lumps, paralysis and holes in the faces of some of the women he injected. As for Priscilla — who had no idea she was being injected with silicone — we’re told she’s undergoing corrective work.

Maybe it’s not all bad. So instead of getting “a face that could launch a thousand ships,” you’ve got “a face that could reduce premature wear on cylinders and pistons and keep your engine running smoothly for years to come.” Last time I checked, there wasn’t a Mrs. Goodwrench anywhere around!

14 Reader Comments

  1. Camp Herp

    Surely abby meant ” face that could launch a thousand shits” … staring too long could induce violent cases of the runs.

  2. open mouth jones

    You know that bitch is laughing all the way to fucking bank. Whatevs if she has a face that rivals Winehouse’s, she’s got more cash than Jeebus himself.

  3. k

    Why are white women always injecting things into their faces to make their lips fuller? Don’t you know that it looks obvious and horrific? We can tell. We laugh at you.

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