Rihanna tells Piers Morgan to “grow a dick.” (Huffington Post)

Ha ha… nobody showed up to Kim Kardashian’s party. Famewhore fail! (Celeb Slam)

Did Kelly Preston get breast implants to go with John Travolta’s new hair plugs? (Celebitchy)

It’s a red carpet match up: Emma Watson versus Nina Dobrev! (Moe Jackson)

Lady Gaga dresses up like a princess for the Paralympic Games in London. (Hollywood PQ)

Rihanna gets the goddess Isis tattooed directly under her boobs. I kinda wish she’s gone with “grow a dick” in gothic lettering myself. (Hollywood Rag)

Amanda Bynes hasn’t let a little thing like a suspended license keep her from driving. (The Blemish)

The quintessential Kim Kardashian interview, in which she likens her failed famewhore wedding to an 18-year old girl with cancer. (Evil Beet)

Speaking of Kim Kardashian, she keeps trying to pull off that eighties supermodel slicked-back hair thing, but it just looks like she forgot to shampoo for a week. (INF Daily)

Chris Brown’s neck tattoo looks like a battered Rihanna. Hope that was what he was going for. (Bitten & Bound)

Because you could probably use pictures of a hot Playboy model in your life. (Caveman Circus)

Sofia Vergara is see-through and all is right with the world. (G Celeb)

My worst nightmares have come true: giant spiders are real! (The Grumpiest)

Paul Frank celebrated Fashion Week with a racist Native American-themed dream catching extravaganza. (Jezebel)

Morena Baccarin smolders in these sexy black and whites from Esquire. (popoholic)