I guess this is what it looks like when Spiderman cums. (Hollywood Rag)

Miranda Kerr looking pretty damn sexy herself at the Victoria’s Secret What Is Sexy party. (Moe Jackson)

Michelle Trachtenberg ass crack alert! (Glamcrunch)

My favorite time of year: The Best and Worst Celebrity Beach Bodies! (popbytes)

Doug Reinhardt and Jesse Metcalfe go shirtless for some magazine, probably “Fags Weekly” or “Butt Pirate.”(Socialite Life)

America’s favorite Nazi whore gets a butt tattoo: the video! (Litely Salted)

Well, at least FHM got it right — Marisa Miller takes the top spot in their Hottest Woman of 2010 poll. (CelebSlam)

Lady Gaga finally taps into that elusive “geriatric wicked witch” demographic. (Holy Moly!)

Ah, the ol’ “I was jerking off” defense! Lawrence Taylor and I must have the same lawyer. (TMZ)

Video of a teacher beating the hell out of a student in Texas. (Celebrity Smack)

I see London, I see France — it’s Alessandra Ambrosio naked in French Elle. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Mischa Barton gets hammered at a vodka launching. (UseMyComputer)

Rihanna butt pics collection, because I’m generous like that. (CelebJihad)

Why is Alessandra Ambrosio next to the fat chick in a bikini? (College Candy)