The Spice Girls reunite in London. But did they zig-a-zig-ah? That’s the real question. (Hollywood PQ)

Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny are dating in real life! (Huffington Post)

Amy Winehouse’s ex-boyfriend Blake Fielder-Civil is in a medically induced coma after going into multiple organ failure after binging on booze and heroin. Yep, that sounds about right. (Evil Beet)

Arrested Development’s Portia de Rossi looks awful with short hair. It’s like a whole other person. And she looks anorexic again, probably because of the shitty haircut. (Moe Jackson)

This is exactly how I’d expect Nick Jonas to catch a ball — eyes closed and cowering with one hand stuck up in the air like he’s Scotty Smalls in The Sandlot. (Celeb Slam)

If you’re into hot chicks with six packs, meet their queen. (Caveman Circus)

Kelly Brooks’ enormous rack is heavily featured in Keith Lemon’s film. At least, I think that’s what it said. I never really made it past the boobs. (The Blemish)

Rihanna talks about the beating Chris Brown gave her in a new televised interview with Oprah. (Hollywood Rag)

Olympic swimmer/amateur douche Ryan Lochte is considering a role on The Bachelor or Dancing with the Stars. He’ll be a perfect fit. (Bitten & Bound)

Does Kelly Cuoco have a sex tape?! (Celeb Jihad)

Meet the first-ever female NFL ref. God help her the first time she makes a bad call. (The Frisky)

If you are this guy at the gym, I hate you with the fiery intensity of a thousand burning suns. (Gawker)