Britney Spears has a meltdown at Disneyland and hacks off her hair. (Celebitchy)

Megan Fox gives stoners a bad name. (CityRag)

Amber Rose might or might not be in Cannes. I don’t know. But she’s showing off her cans, so everybody wins. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Jennifer Lopez has done something to her face, because that shit just don’t look right. (Moe Jackson)

Diane Kruger goes for “bland and drab” at amFAR benefit in Cannes. (UseMyComputer)

Meet Snooki’s evil blond sister. (The Dirty)

Kelly Ripa looks like something that just hatched from the Predator’s egg sac. (The Grumpiest)

Lindsay Lohan finally address those lines of coke in the picture from Cannes — see if you can guess her excuse. (The Superficial)

Nina Dobrev is on vacation and in a bikini. I am at work and wearing pantyhose. You win this round, Nina! (CelebSlam)

Lindsay Lohan photographed at eye-level next to a black man’s bare ass in Cannes. Just like any other regular Thursday for a Lohan. (Holy Moly!)

Jesse James cries and talks about his sad feelings in his ABC interview: the teaser clip. (Celebrity Odor)

Hair DON’T. (Dlisted)

Nicole Kidman got breast implants!!! (TMZ)

Bret Michaels is back in the hospital again for another stroke! No, not the stroke after the hemorrhage. A different one. Possibly related to the ruptured appendix that preceded the hemorrhage that preceded the stroke that preceded this stroke. I think God’s trying to send someone a message. (Socialite Life)