Clueless’ Stacey Dash endorses Mitt Romney, and everybody hates her for it. (Huffington Post)

Christina Hendricks‘ colorist deserves some kind of award. Her hair is the perfect shade of red in these pics. (G Celeb)

The top ten things successful people do to reach their dreams. Not on the list? “Masturbate” and “bong hits.” (Caveman Circus)

The sexiest D-list ladies who attended the L.A. Haunted Hayride VIP premiere night. (Moe Jackson)

Arianny Celeste’s latest bikini tweet will make you happy. I’m like the Giving Tree today. (popoholic)

Mila Kunis had her hotness used against her for evil! (Hollywood Rag)

Paula Abdul is a big gift-wrapped FAIL. Just no. (Hollywood PQ)

Twenty-two 007 movies in order of Bond girl hotness, which is really the only scale that matters. (COED Magazine)

JWoww’s face has now forged into Priscilla Presley-territory. (Evil Beet)

Everybody but Nicki and Mariah admits their stupid American Idol feud is a crock. (Amy Grindhouse)

If you want to see Kristin Stewart topless in her new movie, here you go. But maybe it’s time to re-evaluate your life. (Celeb Jihad)

Demi Lovato spikes a Barbie doll at her fans after blaming it for all of her body issues. (Celeb Slam)

Tom Cruise got spanked by cross-dressers. Somehow I thought I would be writing that very sentence years ago. (The Blemish)

Sarah Palin looks noticeably thinner and her face is different. Bad plastic surgery, or just the weird outfit? (Celebitchy)