The sexiest Russian Olympic athletes. (COED Magazine)

Is Tom Cruise “terrified” that he’ll have to take a paternity test? (Celebitchy)

If you could use a dose of hearty girl power… (Jezebel)

Rachel Bilson is see-through but disappointing nonetheless. (G Celeb)

Because Latina chicks are sluttiest, according to a recent survey of my grandpa. (Caveman Circus)

The 2013 Miami Dolphins cheerleader calendar is here, if you’re into pancake makeup and polyester with spangles. (Busted Coverage)

Brooke Burke in a bikini to wish you a happy weekend. (Moe Jackson)

Coco’s dress is just an optical illusion — it’s not actually painted on with that plastic you can spray from a can. (Hollywood Rag)

Taylor Swift topless on the beach! Kinda sorta. (Celeb Jihad)

Tom Cruise’s adopted son Connor shaves his hair into a mohawk, which I assume is the hairstyle worn by galactic overlord Xenu. (Hollywood PQ)

Christina Milian is also at the beach in a bikini. Let’s all give that a big “meh.” (The Blemish)

Rihanna continues throwing bikini parties and not inviting me. But thanks to my high-powered binoculars, I don’t need an invitation! (The Grumpiest)

Kate Upton in a bikini on the runway at Miami Beach Fashion Week, because she’s a swimsuit model and that’s what they do. (Celeb Slam)

Ashlee Simpson is jealous of sister Jessica’s baby. But probably not her belly. (Evil Beet)

And speaking of Jessica Simpson’s belly, she knows how she’s gonna get rid of it. (Bitten & Bound)