Kim Kardashian posts a pic of herself as the New Jersey tan mom. Oh, that Kim and her hijinx. (The Stir)

Some legendary Barney Stinson quotes, for those of you who can actually stand “How I Met Your Mother.” (Caveman Circus)

Miami Dolphin cheerleader tryouts. You’re welcome. (Busted Coverage)

Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr in her underwear FTMFW! (G Celeb)

Is the insufferable Karmin run already over? Yeah, I have no idea what those words mean. (Gawker)

Maria Menounos shows off her Dancing with the Stars sculpted legs in a minidress. (popoholic)

Victoria Silvstedt might as well be a blowup doll at this point. She looks like the unholy result of fusing plastic with silicon and rubber. (The Grumpiest)

Brandi Glanville says she wanted to stab LeAnn Rimes right in her stupid implants. (Celebitchy)

Cristiano Ronaldo hand-feeds chocolates to his Sports Illustrated swimsuit model girlfriend Irina Shayk. Personally, I’d rather see him hand-feed her a sloppy joe. (Moe Jackson)

The lovely Jennifer Metcalfe in Loaded magazine. (Hollywood Rag)

Kristen Stewart is incapable of closing her mouth, even for an Elle photoshoot. (Skinny vs Curvy)

Kim Kardashian in a Kris Jenner wig is equally unpleasant as the real Kris Jenner herself. (Bitten & Bound)

Now you’ll never have to wonder what Jennifer Love Hewitt will look like in twenty years. (Evil Beet)

Undeniable proof that Arrested Development is returning! Never-nudes everywhere rejoice! (Crushable)