Which actress threw a hissy fit when she didn’t receive an Oscar? A good guess is that it was Viola Davis. Which totally makes sense, since she’s black and therefore is entitled to it. (Evil Beet)

Which celebrity did yellow worse at the Elton John Oscar party: Heidi Klum or Kelly Osbourne? I’m not sure myself, but I’m suddenly craving scrambled eggs. (Celebitchy)

The Beckhams celebrate Cruz’s birthday, little Harper steals the show. (INF Daily)

In case you missed the Oscars (like me), here’s Billy Crystal singing his entire opening monologue. (Holy Moly!)

Check out the lovely ladies who attended the 2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party. (Moe Jackson)

Because she herself is an expert on man-picking, Rihanna wants to help Katy Perry find a new man. (The Superficial)

Why men shouldn’t write advice columns. (Caveman Circus)

Yeah, Angelina Jolie was the talk of the town last night with that leg, but much of it had to do with the fact that said leg was awfully scrawny. And to think the camera adds ten pounds. (Bitten and Bound)

Kate Upton tries to hump her Carl’s Jr. hamburger. Um, that’s kind of awkward. (The Blemish)

Imogen Thomas spread-eagles in London Park. (G Celeb)

Haven’t had your dose of adorable today? Check out this tiny hummingbird sawing logs. (Cityrag)

Kate Walsh kindly asks fellow actresses to stop fucking with their faces, because they’re starting to look like the cantina scene in Star Wars. I think I like this lady.  (Jezebel)

Bar Refaeli and Heidi Klum grab each others asses. Why wouldn’t they? (Hollywood Rag)

Fresh out of rehab, Gerard Butler sizzles at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party. Meow! (Bricks and Stones)

James Spader quits The Office. (Seriously? OMG!)

Did Jennifer Lopez accidentally slip a nipple onstage at the Oscars? (Anything Hollywood)

Jim Rash mocked Angelina Jolie’s right leg. (Popbytes)

Anne Hathaway reveals “self-destructive” similarities to Lindsay Lohan. Thing is, that was a period of her life. With Lindsay, it’s just genetic. (Celebs.com)