Nicole Kidman refused to say the n-word in her new movie The Paperboy. Audiences, in turn, refuse to see her new movie. (Huffington Post)

Amanda Roadmen is on the cover of Maxim, and she’s beautiful. It’s a nice way to wrap up a Thursday. (The Dirty)

If you want to see Anne Hathaway’s much ballyhooed veil and wedding dress… or if you just wanted an excuse to say “ballyhooed.” (INF Daily)

Old Navy finds the AWOL Justin Guarini, who is clearly in desperate need of a paycheck. (Seriously? OMG)

Jennifer Hudson says that she thinks Jessica Simpson is “lazy” and “not serious about getting fit.” Jessica responds by squirting Cheez Whiz in her mouth directly from the can. (Celebitchy)

Kate Bosworth’s Daisy Dukes would be sexy if she had any ass to speak of at all. (Popholic)

Scottie Pippen’s wife Larsa has a magnificent set of breast implants. (Moe Jackson)

Jessica Alba looks foxy even when her hair’s up on top of her head and she’s all sweaty from the gym. Bitch. (G Celeb)

Selena Gomez floating naked in a pool will make you wish you were a Mouseketeer. (Celeb Jihad)

49-year-old Helen Hunt went butt-naked in her new movie, where she plays a “sex surrogate.” I’m so uncomfortable I don’t even know where to look. (Hollywood Rag)

Jennifer Lopez might be engaged to Casper Smart, because she’s wearing a huge diamond on her ring finger. (Hollywood PQ)

Because it’s about that time — the sexiest Halloween costumes of 2012! (COED Magazine)

16 immutable universal laws. Read them, learn them, recognize that they’ll always be and there’s nothing you can do to change it. (Ned Hardy)

Kate Upton looks infinitely better when she’s not wearing clothes. (Evil Beet)