Because we are the United States of ‘Murica, goddammit! (Caveman Circus)
Courtney Cox is 48 and still looks spectacular in a bikini. (Celeb Slam)
Rihanna’s 777 Tour is a descent into madness that ends with a naked man on a plane. (The Blemish)
Charlize Theron looks decidedly less beautiful with a brown buzzcut. (Evil Beet)
What in holy hell is Rihanna wearing? Is this some kind of practical joke? (Moe Jackson)
Nick Cannon is completely bitch-whipped, and he isn’t afraid to let a tabloid reporter know it. (Hollywood Rag)
That’s supposed to be a photo of a naked Madonna in the ad for her new perfume Truth or Dare, but all I see is an artist’s rendering of a naked Madonna twenty years ago. (Hollywood PQ)
Taylor Swift is probably romancing Harry Styles of One Direction. And I know there is not one word in that sentence that anyone over 15 gives a shit about. Deal with it. (Celebitchy)
Justin Theroux may best Justin Bieber’s eyebrow manicure, but never his bikini wax! (INF Daily)
The Situation isn’t funny, take 1,476. (Bitten & Bound)
Elisha Cuthbert finally brought back the hot at the AMAs last night. (popoholic)
A good deep-fried turkey fire should look like the world is coming to an end. This fits the bill. (COED Magazine)
Lindsay Lohan says she wants nothing to do with her half-sister Ashley Horne, but I bet she’ll change her tune when that liver needs replacing. (popbytes)
