Tom Cruise is trying to pitch his heterosexual woo at Cameron Diaz. Well, she’s got the right physique for him, that’s for sure. (Wonderwall)

See if you can guess what kind of nanny Jessica Alba hand-picked to live with her and her husband. (Moe Jackson)

Jamie Foxx loves the white women. (Hollywood PQ)

If you ever wondered what happened to the cast of “The Mighty Ducks”… (Huffington Post)

Daryl Hannah gets arrested for trespassing and resisting arrest! (Hollywood Rag)

Oh no he di-int — Anderson Cooper unleashes a queenly bitchfest at Star Jones. (Pop Crunch)

Lady Gaga decides to walk around town in nothing but a bra and cutoffs. That way people will know she’s famous. (The Blemish)

Ha ha — Tara Reid eats it on the pavement and the paparazzi caught the whole thing on camera. (Celeb Slam)

If you like the flavor of the Orient so long as it doesn’t have a penis. (Caveman Circus)

Christina Hendricks lashes out a reporter for calling her “full-figured.” She should have gone with a less divisive word, like “Rubenesque” or “tubby.” (Celebitchy)

Now you can make your very own ridiculous Chanel-inspired hula hoop purse. (Jezebel)

Watch the riveting intro to Hulk Hogan’s sex tape and you’ll never want to eat a kiwi again. (Evil Beet)

Hunger Games’ star Jennifer Lawrence looks a little eighties in the November issue of Vogue UK. (Amy Grindhouse)