The 4 greatest screen caps from the Brett Favre Cock CGI animation video. I especially like his laser-vision burning a hole into a massage therapist’s…hole.  (Busted Coverage)

Russell Brand talks about making a sex tape with Katy Perry. If we could just have him wear one of those green suits so you can digitally cut him out of the video, that would be great. (Holy Moly!)

It’s Hot Guy Friday–to Scottish dong and beyond! (Celebitchy)

The Situation tries to dispel those tiny pecker rumors by putting Snooki’s Bump-it into the crotch of his yoga pants. (CelebNewsWire)

Jenny McCarthy’s new boyfriend is an “entrepreneur”, which is a fancy way of saying that he was a former fitness model and a Vegas pirate performer. (INF Daily)

The fairytale match of Kat Von D and Jesse James may already be over. (BricksandStonesGossip)

Minnie Driver and Hilary Swank at the premiere of Conviction. Minnie Driver plays the lead of Betty Anne Waters who spends 10 years earning her law degree so that she can represent her brother (played by Sam Rockwell). Swank plays a horse who forms a strong bond with Driver’s character. I’m just kidding, I made that last part up. Ha ha! (Moe Jackson)

Usher takes his kids to Mr. Bones’, where all the celebrities go to buy overpriced squash. (Socialite Life)

Lindsay Lohan tries to sneak out of rehab to get some Coke. And no, not the snorting kind, the fizzy brown liquid stuff. Go figure. (Agent Bedhead)

Adrienne Bailon in a tight dress. Whee! (UseMyComputer)

Michael Lohan wants to get drunk, cause a scene and get arrested to show how much he loves Lindsay.  This apparently sounds like a good idea to his addled pea brain. (The Blemish)

More photos of a battered Rihanna are up for sale. (Gone Hollywood)