Why is Marc Jacobs suing the Ed Hardy dude? (NY Mag)

Rihanna’s new “Bad Boy” video is just plain bad. (ONTD)

Johnny Depp’s wife looks like a crack addict version of Bernadette Peters. (Hollywood Rag)

Ewan McGregor photographed stepping out on his wife with his perky blond co-star! (Holy Moly)

A fabulous collection of Emmanuelle Chriqui nipslip pictures. (CityRag)

John Mayer says Jessica Simpson was like “sexual napalm.” So a lot of burning when you pee, then? (Celebitchy)

The Jersey Shore is going to… Miami Beach. WTF?! (Moe Jackson)

See K-Fed looking K-fat with his shirt off on Celebrity Fit Club. (Litely Salted)

Susan Sarandon and her daughter engage in a dangerous game off boob-off. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Andrew McCarthy held at gunpoint in Ethiopia! (Gone Hollywood)

Kendra Wilkinson’s bikini bod is back and on the cover of OK! Magazine. (CelebSlam)

See what evils Jordan has done to her own child. (Dlisted)

Kate Moss is difficult and nude. The two are not related. (CelebNewsWire)

Channing Tatum gives Ellen DeGeneres a lap dance! Watch as the audience laughs uncomfortably. (Socialite Life)