AnnaLynne McCord and her sister do the bikini beach volleyball thing. (Moe Jackson)

Before you see the new Batman movie, ten things you need to know about Bane. (COED Magazine)

Is Cameron Diaz dating Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane, or just somebody who looks like him? Of course, there’s always a chance that’s just Cameron Diaz from a bad angle and there’s no man at all. (Hollywood Rag)

Lana del Rey’s latest song “Summertime Sadness” is out, and I bet she’s sad about all the Juverdermn she pumped into those ridiculous cheeks of hers. (Hollywood PQ)

George Clooney has a tiny wiener? Finally, some hard-hitting news! (Seriously? OMG)

Playboy Playmate Tricia Evans makes a lame joke about the massacre in Aurora and then acts surprised when everyone tells her to go fuck herself. See, this is why Playmates should never open their mouths or venture out into natural light. It just ruins the illusion. (Huffington Post)

And while we’re on the subject of the massacre, a bunch of insane conspiracy theories are popping up now. (Gawker)

Lindsay Lohan wants to do a crackie remake of Thelma and Louise with Hunger Games star Jennifer Lawrence. I’m sure her agent will get right on that. (Celebitchy)

Hayden Panettiere looks noticeably thinner here. I’m gonna go ahead and say she’s bulimic and addicted to coke. You heard it here first! (Skinny vs Curvy)

An ode to redheads (the good kind). (Caveman Circus)

Kirstie Alley is being sued because her magic diet pills aren’t worth shit. (Evil Beet)

Avril Lavigne appears to have sand crabs nesting in her bikini bottoms. (The Grumpiest)

The first American woman in space, Sally Ride, dies at the age of 61. (Bitten & Bound)