Several porn companies are battling for the Jennifer Lopez honeymoon tape, even though there’s no sex and no nudity. I suppose they want to appeal to oft-overlooked “those who like to make masturbating a challenge” market. (Gone Hollywood)

Cinthia Moura is living proof that all women should be manufactured in Brazil. (Moe Jackson)

Whitney Houston is suffering from emphysema. That reminds me, I’m gonna go grab a smoke. (Pop on the Pop)

Katy Perry in a bikini from all the wrong angles. (G Celeb)

Arnold Schwarzenegger cheated with Brigitte Nielsen, too. In his defense, it was back when she was still hot. (Pop Crunch)

Olivia Munn can look sexy — she just has to be topless and pulling down her bikini bottoms. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Han Solo gropes Princess Leia’s boobies: the video. (Celeb Jihad)

In honor of the new movie X-Men First class, 21 first-class X-Men tattoos. (City Rag)

The porn star from “Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle” died because her boobs were too big. And just like that, all of my worst nightmares just came true. (Celeb Slam)

You need a daily dose of Stacey Love in your life. Trust. (Caveman Circus)

Erin Hawksworth, the greatest sports reporter since Erin Andrews, knows how to post a good Twitpic. (Busted Coverage)

Kate Middleton admits to making out with a woman! (Celebitchy)

Lauren Conrad goes brunette for Lucky magazine, no one cares. (Evil Beet)

Lindsay Lohan’s ankle monitor already went off once and it’s been less than a week that she’s had it on. Of course it did. She’s Lindsay Lohan. (Celebs)

Salma Hayek’s rack just gets better with age, like wine and vintage Corvettes. (Star Pulse)

Miley Cyrus’ new movie “So Undercover” is gonna be a “So Unbearable,” but she looks good in that lacy red bra and those little hipster briefs, They should just show that scene over and over again with the sound turned off. (Amy Grindhouse)

Alessandra Ambrosio on Victoria’s Secret’s Bombshell Bike. I swear to you this is a real thing. I’m getting my husband one for Christmas. (Hollywood Rag)

The lovely Marina Abramovi for i-D magazine. (Jezebel)

57-year old Ellen Barkin is dating 26-year old Sam Levinson. Sound off with a collective high-five for all the cougar ladies out there. (Bitten & Bound)

Attention Twi-losers: the wedding scene from “Breaking Dawn” is here! Take a break from Hot Topic and cutting and watch Bella marry Edward. (Anything Hollywood)