Britney Spears takes down Taylor Swift, and it’s not in a hot dog eating contest. I was just as shocked as you are. (Huffington Post)
Katy Perry looks just as embarrassed to be with John Mayer as she should be. (Hollywood PQ)
29 girls with six-packs better than yours. (Caveman Circus)
Mariah Carey didn’t give it up to Nick Cannon until after they were married. (Celeb Slam)
A gif gallery of sports fans pantomiming oral sex, because somebody should make their mom proud today. (Mandatory)
Lifetime is making a television show based on the classic Jane Austen novel “Pride and Prejudice” starring Jennifer Love Hewitt. I guess they finally found a way to make everyone forget about “Liz & Dick.” (Evil Beet)
Lucy Bayet goes bareback for Asos lingerie. (G Celeb)
Irina Shayk is suspiciously shiny, and not just her t-zone. I’m gonna say it’s coke binge sweats. (Moe Jackson)
Avril Lavigne has the balls to charge a quarter of a million dollars to host your party. (ONTD)
Ashton Kutcher busted going through Mila Kunis’ phone while she’s in the bathroom. It’s almost like male-models-turned-actors are insecure or something. (INF Daily)
VS model Candice Swanepoel’s top lip is FAKE: the irrefutable proof in pics. Oh, she’s in a bikini, too. (Hollywood Rag)
Gwyneth Paltrow claims she can eat most men under the table. I prefer to do it on the table, because a lot of times, there’s gum under there. (Celebitchy)
Today has been a day of unspeakable tragedy and heartbreak, but you can still do something to help the victims of today’s senseless massacre. I’m gonna go hug a kid now (this time, one I know).
