James Franco has a sex tape… and some sex tape tips for you. (Socialite Life)

Bar Refaeli sizzles in the Passionate Spring/Summer ads. Rowr. (Moe Jackson)

There’s no denying Kim Kardashian had plastic surgery now. The proof is in the pudding. Assuming the pudding is full of dermal fillers. (City Rag)

George Clooney’s girlfriend is a complete dumbass. Hot as hell, but a dumbass. (Gone Hollywood)

More “Justin Timberlake is cheating with Olivia Munn” rumors keep cropping up, much like a bad case of genital warts. (Hollywood Rag)

If you aren’t following Arianne Celeste on Twitter, you should be, and here is your why. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Season 4 of Jersey Shore is going to — wait for it – Italy. I’m sure they’ll blend right in with the locals. (Pop Crunch)

Julia Stiles in a bikini. (Celebrity Odor)

Note to philandering whores who marry soldiers: don’t cheat on your husband when he’s deployed, or this will happen to you and your valuables. (The Dirty)

Jesse Ventura has really let himself go. And now he’s suing the TSA. Does TSA stand for Tubby Sad Alpha-Male-Turned-Geezer? (Bitten & Bound)

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are “hanging out” again. Sober. With trippy cosmic glasses on and blood-stained cheeks. Everything about that screams “sober.” (Allie is Wired)

Bret Michaels had a hole in his heart that can only be filled by… doctors. Not as catchy. (Bricks and Stones)

Keanu Reeves reveals there’s a Matrix 4 and 5 in the works. Hey, it’s still better than Speed 4 or 5! (Gabby Babble)

Jennifer Love Hewitt is clingy and desperate man-repellent. It’s like looking in a goddamn mirror. (popbytes)

Downtown Julie Brown must adhere to the “even negative attention is good attention” philosophy, because she’s wearing a see-through dress. (Seriously? OMG)

A first look at this year’s Superbowl ads. (omg blog)

The 50 Most Popular Playboy Playmates, according to Google. So you can google with your wiener? (COED Magazine)

Oh, how the mighty O.C. have fallen! (College Candy)