Watch a big fatty sob uncontrollably after learning that Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson. (Gawker)

Lea Michele shows off a whole lotta skin for Fox All-Stars. (Huffington Post)

All the Erin Heatherton in lingerie your loins can stand. (popoholic)

Kreayshawn’s new “Go Hard” video is every bit as stupid as his name. (popbytes)

Kim Kardashian thinks she’s more famous than Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston. I really wish someone would throw a cup full of battery acid in her face already. (Celebitchy)

Jessica Alba’s bikini is completely see-through when wet, so kudos to the designer who chose the fabric. (Celeb Jihad)

And while we’re on the subject of see-through swimsuits, all the lovelies of Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in tiny swimsuits. (Moe Jackson)

A fitting ode to the beauty that is Emma Watson. (Caveman Circus)

“The Life of Pi” finally has a trailer. And Gerard Depardieu. (Hollywood PQ)

Katy Perry is the new face of Popchips, because her “music” isn’t cut out for longevity. (Hollywood Rag)

Meet the first fuckwad trying to sue the movie theater in Aurora for the emotional distress he suffered during the massacre. Did I mention he wasn’t even in the fucking theater? (EHOWA)

Former boob model Keeley Hazell has lost a TON of weight, but she’s back to boob modeling again. (Drunken Stepfather)

Because it’s not all boobs and objectification around here, how about a little kitty wrestling? (City Rag)

A hotel replaces its Gideon Bibles with copies of 50 Shades of Grey. Jesus frowns disapprovingly. (The Stir)