Quickies: Crack is Wack

Olivia Munn in her panties in FHM. (CelebNewsWire)

I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes — Madonna looks super sexy in Interview magazine. (Hollywood Rag)

Kylie Minogue has Botoxed and Juvedermed every bit of movement right out of her face. (UseMyComputer)

Welcome to Foxy Beach, population Molly Sims in a bikini. (CelebSlam)

Miss Planet Beach is gonna lose her crown over these nude pics! (The Dirty)

Is Joe Jonas buying crack? I always thought he’d be more of a meth ‘n bareback kinda guy. (CelebJihad)

Oh, look. Adrianne Curry put some more half-naked pictures of herself on Twitter. Yaaaawnn…. (Celebrity Odor)

This much hotness in one room is practically illegal. (Moe Jackson)

JWoww on her knees with a big you-know-what in her mouth. (Socialite Life)

Barack Obama almost got to see Scarlett Johansson’s cooter at the White House. (Holy Moly!)

Britney’s version of Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” sucks even worse than the real thing, if that’s even possible. (Litely Salted)

Taylor Momsen must do all her shopping at Lot Lizards R Us. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

So this is what they mean by “a woman scorned.” (Caveman Circus)

140 hilarious Prom Fail photos. (COED Magazine)

Reason #246 I love Angelina Jolie — she totally blew off Barack Obama! (Celebitchy)

Lynn Redgrave has died. (Seriously? OMG)

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