Freja Beha Erichsen for Chanel. (UseMyComputer)

David Hasselhoff’s “comeback concert” is every bit as amazing as you’d thought it’d be. If you ever thought about it. (Holy Moly!)

Irina Shayk has a crippling addiction to short shorts. No rehab required. (Moe Jackson)

Is this chick really America’s Hottest College Girl? (Caveman Circus)

Jon Gosselin’s misspelled tattoo goes great with that giant zit on his forehead. (CelebSlam)

Roman Polanski is NOT going to be extradited. I guess anal rape of a thirteen year old isn’t a “big deal” to the Swiss. (Celebitchy)

Leighton Meester admits to a shocking addiction! (I’m Not Obsessed)

Megan Fox’s wedding ring.. and camel toe. A match made in heaven! (popoholic)

Larry Rudolph is the creepiest, perviest manager on the West Coast. (The Dirty)

Sasha Cane bangs… literally. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Cristiano Ronaldo also likes the short shorts and chest waxing. Like any good heterosexual man does. (The Fab Life)

Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber go on another date! (Socialite Life)

Kelly LeBrock is a giant fatass now. (Grumpiest)