A hilarious gallery of people completely disobeying signs. Let’s start with “No Dumping.” (Mandatory)

Amber Arbucci and I have the same mischievous green eyes… and that’s about it. (G Celeb)

Scarlett Johansson shows off her “sin holes” in a painfully obvious photoshop. (Celeb Jihad)

Russell Crowe found out that Adam Lambert didn’t like Les Mis, promptly slapped him and threw an appletini in his face. Just kidding — he said, “Adam who?” and then punched a hotel concierge with a telephone. (Huffington Post)

Twilight actor urinates on airport terminal floor, much like the Twilight franchise has done on our cultural landscape. Apropos. (Pajiba)

Kristen Stewart tells V Magazine, “I’ve gotten quite comfortable with just being unafraid.” You can tell how unafraid she is by the way she hides her face with her hair and the hunching of her shoulders. (Celebitchy)

Joanna Krupa in a bikini. 2013 is gonna be just like the last six years. (Celeb Slam)

Anderson Cooper tastes something worse than Kathy Griffin. I just threw up a little on my trackpad. (Seriously OMG)

Was Lindsay Lohan evicted? I dunno, depends on if you ask her mom or the landlord. (Pop Crunch)

Hayden Panettiere makes the same faces during yoga that I did giving birth. (Hollywood Rag)

The douchiest celebrity twitpics of the week. “Meilleur” is French for “douchiest,” right? (Hollywood PQ)

Where guys go wrong. You’re blowin’ it, man! (Caveman Circus)