Lindsay Lohan’s dad knocks up the Star reporter who literally just dropped her restraining order against him. You know, because he’s so good at being a dad and boyfriend and everything. (Jezebel)

All the sexiest ladies of Comic Con, including Nina Dobrev and Rebecca Rojimn. (Moe Jackson)

I find Nicki Minaj’s pasties completely revolting. Almost as revolting as I find her “music.” (Hollywood Rag)

I love me some shirtless and wet Hugh Jackman, even if he has a Paul Bunyan beard going on. (Hollywood PQ)

You know that expression “knock me over with a feather?” Check out these pics of Brooke Burke and you’ll wish she could. (G Celeb)

Maria Menounos‘ perfect abdomen eases the slings and arrows of this mortal coil. (popoholic)

A handy user’s guide to completely demolishing the hopes and dreams of a ten-year-old. It’s this summer’s must-read! (Caveman Circus)

Madonna’s new “Turn Up the Radio” video features entirely too many crotch closeups. (popbytes)

The highest paid models under thirty… and they’re worth every penny! (COED Magazine)

Miley Cyrus is clearly trying to assume Ashley Olsen’s identity. (Celebitchy)

Vogue puts wizened old crone Marion Cotillard on the cover of the aging issue. (Pajiba)

Kendall Jenner is in a bikini, and when she finally fills out, maybe I’ll care. Today I don’t. (Celeb Slam)

True story: Scott Disick becomes British royalty. Shame on you, UK! Shame. (The Stir)