Gwyneth Paltrow says she looks better than she did at 24. Don’t hate her because she’s so beautiful now; hate her because she said that. (Celebitchy)

Carmen Electra looks just as good in a bra as she did ten years ago. (G Celeb)

Lady Gaga is a brunette now. It really brings out the yellow in her teeth. (Hollywood PQ)

Michael J. Fox is returning to TV with his own show on NBC, who are hoping that sheer morbid curiosity will be enough to draw in viewers and boost sagging ratings. (Huffington Post)

Cindy Crawford debuts her first ever clothing line! I bet every outfit comes with a coordinating stick-on mole. (Hollywood Rag)

Mary-Kate Olsen is shacking up with her creepy old French boyfriend. (Evil Beet)

When did Olivia Munn get so busty? That’s either a hell of a Wonderbra or she got breast implants. (popoholic)

After seeing these pictures, you will never wanna eat at a mall food court again. And not just because of the teenagers. (Caveman Circus)

You haven’t really ogled a woman until you’ve done it from above at 25 feet. (COED Magazine)

Jonah Hill and Michelle Trachtenburg are fighting, presumably over how stupid his hat is. (Celeb Slam)

Green Day is now writing songs for Angry Birds. (Star Pulse)

Vanessa Hudgens in nothing but her skivvies gyrating around a stripper pole. (Anything Hollywood)

Kelly Brooks’ cleavage looks even better surrounded by bubbles. (The Grumpiest)